• Santa - Why That Fat B#stard Isn't Getting All The Credit

    Santa – Why That Fat B*#%*>d Isn’t Getting All the Credit

    ****Language Warning**** I’ve been physically hurt while trying to make the holidays frickin’ magical for my offspring. Have you? If not, you’re doing it wrong! Christmas can be a Ho Ho Horrific experience, trying to perfect a whole season for the little schmoopies, starting with hanging lights. If I wanted to spin around the tree,…

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    Do Pets Make Good Gifts?

    PETS AS GIFTS The holidays get a lot of people thinking of a puppy or kitten. The reasons are plenty. Did you just move into a new house with a fenced yard, so your last excuse to give the kids is gone? Maybe you’re thinking such an adorable gift will make you seem Soooo cuddly…

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    Confessions of the Truth Fairy

    Should we EVER lie to our kids? Is it okay to lie to our kids for any reason? I think this question comes up a lot when you’re trying to make all the best decisions as a parent. Or, trying to convince them that Santa has elves looking in the window, keeping an eye on…